ninja oroskopio 2008

ydroxoos: gia ton ydroxoo h xronia provlepete idiaitera paragogikh, idiaitera osoi genithikan me oroskopo karkino toy pneymona tha perasoyn zoh xarisamenh. oi kotes toys tha kanoyn parapano ayga ta poylia toys perissotero gala kai h gynaika toys tha genaei san koynela. proetoimasteite loipon gia ta polyteknika epidomata kai tis foroelafrynseis apo tora. epagelmatika einai poly pithanon na parete proagogh h na katalhksete proagogoi, sto xeri sas einai ola.

Ιχθεις : ta psarakia mas tha htan kalo na prosexoyn fetos ta agistria, h zoh borei na toys ferei ta pano kato kai na ta kanoyn thalassa. kalo tha htan opoy phgainete na kratate mia gyala me nero gia pan endexomeno. ta erotika sas tha einai gia proth fora stathera, oi keratades tha parameinoyn keratades, ta bakoyria tha parameinoyn bakoyria kai oi eroteymenoi tha parameinoyn eroteymenoi. pithanon kata ta mesa toy kalokairioy na sas prosvalei h arosteia ton pthnon omos mhn agxoneste tha einai parodiko kai tha krathsei gia kana dyo xronia mexri na pethanete.


Αιγοκεροι : oi aigokeroi eiste atoma poy sas aresei o athlitismos kai ta spor, gia to logo ayto exete afhsei thn koilia sas na megalosei san toy agioy basilh oste na boreite na akoympate to tasaki kai thn mpyra pano ths thn ora poy blepete thn agaphmenh sas omada na katatroponete mesa sthn edra ths. sas aresoyn ta taksidia giayto episkepteste syxna to propatzidiko ths geitonias gia na paiksete "pame stoixhma" pontarontas se omades apolo ton kosmo. to 2008 anamenete na einai mia apolytos kerdoforos xronia gia sas arkei na to apofasisete na pate na doylepsete.

Ταυροι : oi tayroi einai apo th fysh toys eyaistitoi kai eyerethistoi, mporei eksoterika na moiazete aporthitoi omos eiste kathe stigmh etoimoi na valete ta klamata. eiste ikanoi na klapsete apo syginhsh vlepontas akoma kai ton borat h ton benny hill. kaneis den asxoleite pia mazi sas, mono h zevasoft kai oi ales etairies poy ftiazoyn xartomanthla. stamathste epiteloys na syginhste kai ginete sklhroi, alios tha katalhksete na paroysiazeste se proina magazino kai mesimerianes ekpompes, ektos kai an ayto apozhtate.


to be continued, varethika

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ta ypoloipa zodia

Krios : pali fetos einai h xronia sas, tha pate gia koyrema kai tha bgeite maliades, den einai poy kanete kati gia na to petyxete, einai poy eiste kolofardoi. an o oroskopos sas einai xamaileon sta arxidia sas, eipame eiste kolofardoi kai tipota den sas noiazei. tha kerdisete sta xartia tha kerdisete sta zaria tha kerdisete to propo to laxeio kai to lotto mazi. o anadromos ermhs exei erthei syneytheiaka me thn afroditi kai ton ploytona pragma poy den sas ephreazei katholoy ala kati eprepe na grapso. an exete skopo na pate taksidi kai den vriskete eisitiria kai domatio tin teleytaia stigmh, den peirazei, agoraste thn aeroporikh etairia kai to ksenodoxeio tis areskeias sas, siga to prama.

karkinos : exete xasei thn lampsh poy eixate kapote, sas exoyn episkiasei pio laofileis arosteies opos to aids kai h nosos ton poylerikon. den peirazei tha erhei kai h seira sas arkei na exete ypomonh. mhn xanete to koyragio sas poy oi polemoi, ta narkotika, kai ta troxaia sas exoyn kanei na moiazete erasitexnhs, eseis eiste statherh klasikh aksia san to palio kalo krasi. pantos sta erotika kai stis sxeseis sas eiste o xeiroteros, den exete kataferei na kanete oyte ena filo, isos ftaiei h fhmh sas isos ftaiei kai to gegonos oti exete varia anapnoh, mhn sas noiazei omos giati tha toys deiksete eseis, tha doyne ti tha pathoyne.

lewn : eseis ton exete parei psila ton amane, oyte psilos ston korfo sas, exete mathei na sas yphretoun kai na sas xaidologoyne, kai giati oxi aloste, afoy eiste o vasilias ton zoon. mono prosexte giati borei kamia mera ta zoa na kanoyn galikh epanastash kai na katalhksete sto kalathi ths kilotinas, toylaxiston to xaritomeno kefalaki sas. symboylh gia toys leontes, na mhn koimaste kato apo ton hlio epeidh einai epikyndinos, protimiste skiera drosera merh poy tha enydatonoyn katalhla kai thn epidermida sas.

parthenos : sas leei tipota h paroimia ta rassa den kanoyn ton papa?an oxi tha eprepe. o thanos askhths exei polla na mathei apo esas, tha ton valete kato na toy deiksete ebeiries. eiste h metensarkosh toy theoy pana, mono poy vromate ligotero kai forate papoytsia. to 2008 tha kykloforhsei antagonistiko toy viagra xapi poy tha ferei to onoma sas. pantos kante kai ligo kratei h pairnete profylakseis giati o planhths einai periorismenhs xorhtikothtos.

zygos : exete parei kilakia teleytaia e? den ftaite eseis ftaiei h mama poy sas taizei olh thn ora. parte to apofash epiteloys, prepei na episkeytheite to plhsiestero gymnasthrio, arkei na exei arketa megalh porta gia na sas xoraei. einai eyreos gnosto oti trote ena geyma mono thn hmera, ayto poy den einai gnosto einai oti to geyma ayto teleionei thn nyxta poy sas pairnei moiraia o ypnos kato apo stoives piaton. h symboyli poy sas dino einai idia me toy parthenoy, kante ligo krath, oo planiths einai periorismenhs xorithkothtos.

skorpios : to 2008 tha einai h eykairia na zhthsete sygnomh se aytoys poy plhgosate, pithanon enas xronos na mhn sas ftasei opote isos sas diathesoyme kai to 2009 kai to 2010 klp. pantos an thelete na syxorethoyn ta pethamena sas kai na stamathsoyn na sas katarioyntai prepei na viasthte, exete riksei tosh xolh poy den sas kseplenei oyte o niagaras, gia thn akriveia den sas kseplenei oyte o atlantikos okeanos. an kapoios sas apokalesei royfiano, h zhliarh , h prodoth, h ekmetaleyth, h katharma, mhn aporhsete an aytos o kapoios einai h idia sas h mana, malista tha sas exei pei kai liga. den einai tyxaio poy se kamia thrhskeia den yparxei kanenas agios poy na htan skorpios. parte to apofash kai aytoktonhste, tha kanete ton kosmo ena kalytero meros.

toksoths : sas aresei na parakoloytheite tis ekselikseis apo makrya. den bazete pote to xeri sas sta "skata" protimate na rixnete ta velh sas apo apostash asfaleias. to kako me esas einai oti den ginete kapoios na ftiaksei omeleta xoris na spasei ayga, kai eseis den eiste diatethimenos oyte na ta ragisete. parte protovoylies valte to kefali kato kai voyr, alios tha katalhksete sto perithorio. an exete oroskopo skorpio, tote h katastash sas den epidexete beltioshs, to katalhlo doro gia na sas kanei kaneis einai ena thleskopio...omos den ebisteyeste kanenan na erthei toso konta oste na sas to dosei, krima.

didimoi: exete thn tash na thelete na ksexorizete, forate lampera royxa, vafete ta malia sas mov kai kanete parea me ta pio perierga atoma. bravo sas, kanete ton kosmo ena pio endiaferon meros gia na zei kaneis, omos kanete kako ston eayto sas. sthn pragmatikothta eiste panta anikanopoihth kai piso apo thn fainomenikh aytareskeia vriskete ena adynamo esostrefes plasma, stamathste na asxoleiste me thn epifaneia kai piaste thn oysia, h esto vreite to diko sas planhth prokeimenoy na aisthaneste oikeia. an kapoios sas xarisei loyloydia, paei na pei oti thelei na bei sto vraki sas.

ayta gia to 2008, elpizo na sas voithisame na parete kapoia metra gia ton kainoyrio xrono, tha ta poyme sto epomeno episodeio.



PS: opoiadhpote omoiothta me prosopa kai gegonota einai symptomatikh kai o ekdoths oyde mia nomikh eythynh ferei gia to paron keimeno.

poe nomizo oti ta zodia pou evgales den einai aksiopista!
ektos an exeis kati prosopiko mazi mou....ti pragmata les re gia to karkino? ksenerosa tora....

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Παράθεση :

PS: opoiadhpote omoiothta me prosopa kai gegonota einai symptomatikh kai o ekdoths oyde mia nomikh eythynh ferei gia to paron keimeno.

paidia mhpws milaei gia arseniko aigokero ?

Αιγοκεροι : oi aigokeroi eiste atoma poy sas aresei o athlitismos kai ta spor, gia to logo ayto exete afhsei thn koilia sas na megalosei san toy agioy basilh oste na boreite na akoympate to tasaki kai thn mpyra pano ths thn ora poy blepete thn agaphmenh sas omada na katatroponete mesa sthn edra ths. sas aresoyn ta taksidia giayto episkepteste syxna to propatzidiko ths geitonias gia na paiksete "pame stoixhma" pontarontas se omades apolo ton kosmo. to 2008 anamenete na einai mia apolytos kerdoforos xronia gia sas arkei na to apofasisete na pate na doylepsete.

egw oloi mera trexw blepw spania agwnes kai den exw koilia epishs pinw kai spania mpura kai den paw pote sto propotzidiko!!! ase pou den paizw kai stoixhma!!!
oso gia thn douleia douleuw sto magazi ths mamas mou kai kanw kai mathimata se paidakia kai spoudazw!!!!
APAITW ALLAGH TWN AIGOKERWN !!!

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